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Tuesday, September 19, 2006

Friends Vs. Brooklyn Friends

FRIENDS: Never ask for food
BROOKLYN FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
BROOKLYN FRIENDS: Call your parents mom and dad.

FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
BROOKLYN FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...We
fucked up...But that shit was fun!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BROOKLYN FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
BROOKLYN FRIENDS: Keep your sh*t so long they forget it's yours.

FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
BROOKLYN FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
BROOKLYN FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
BROOKLYN FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"

FRIENDS: Are for a while.
BROOKLYN FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
BROOKLYN FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and
say, "Bitch, you better drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste!!"

FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
BROOKLYN FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!!

FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
ALL BROOKLYN FRIENDS: Will make sure other Brooklyn Friends read this and try to prove who's from queens! -- I say transplants COUNT!!!

2 comments:

Leepak Hope-ra said...

I am a proud product of the city of Brooklyn and I would have it no other way! All my Brooklyn people: STAND UP!!

deo said...

I'm a transplant : brooklyn choose you - but I CHOOSE BROOKLYN!!!